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cakiebakie:

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loubird7

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40 DAYS POKÉMON CHALLENGE
day 020. favorite psychic type » mew

loubird7

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neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

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m4ge:

Dresses are so nice like they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

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UGH LAURA IS SO TALENTED.

UGH LAURA IS SO TALENTED.

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lemondifficult:

Taking mental health advice from pastry recipes.

lemondifficult:

Taking mental health advice from pastry recipes.

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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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politicalsexkitten:

Yeah you think I’m cute but would you sit through an hour rant on international policies and the flaw that is the American government

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bootslots:

my absolute favorite card in Cards Against Humanity is

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because of the question mark

we aren’t quite sure if it’s bees

it could be bees

it might be bees

it’s probably bees

but we just can’t be certain as to whether it is or is not bees

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brutalmoose:

I made this for Twitter but it’s relevant for here, now.

brutalmoose:

I made this for Twitter but it’s relevant for here, now.

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dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

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klinklang:

when i get married everyone is invited to my wedding but you can’t get in without a 3DS because i need puzzle pieces 

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deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

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melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

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