(Source: lesliehowards, via radaroreilly)
NO NO NO NO
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
IT’S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I’VE HAD A NEW BOOK OR MOVIE FOR NEW STUFF FROM THIS SERIES TO BE RIPPING APART MY SOUL IT’S SLOWLY ROTTING FROM THE ACHE OF THE ORIGINAL I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
(Source: brokenboywithasmile, via keepcalmandlistentoowlcity)
reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time
the preview image is the girls about to kiss and it doesn’t display the title until you click play so i really didn’t know what to expect
it really is tho.
(Source: kayliehooper, via duchessgummibunz)
a joke shop called “mumford and puns”
a bakery called “mumford and buns”
an ammo shop called “mumford and guns”
a strip club called “mumford and huns”
a bar called “mumford and rums”
a drug store called “mumford and tums”
a catholic church called mumford and nuns
i am mumford and done
(via loubird7)
What store sells boyfriends?
STARS. THE FINAL EXPLORE-Y PLACE. THESE ARE THE TRIP THINGS OF THE SPACEBOAT ENTERPIPES. ITS FIVE YEAR JOB THINGY: TO HANG OUT IN STRANGE NEW PLACES, TO HAVE DINNER WITH ALIENS AND SHIT, TO VAGUELY WANDER IN THAT DIRECTION LIKE NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE.
(via sherlockismyholmesboy)
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
(via robsunshiner)
my weekends consist of mainly laughing at my computer screen
(via arseniccatnipurr)
“r u a top or a bottom”
what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
(via robsunshiner)
